Blog 101

Hannah and Ilona want to chuck revolting rats and mice into Blog 101 because they are disgusting. They once had a mouse in their house and it freaked them out. They both jumped on the sofa and screamed, “MUUUUUUM!!!!!”

Rats and mice also look awful because they have skinny pink tails and googly eyes and they run around the house, scaring and annoying you, as well as leaving their droppings everywhere. Does anyone like mice and rats? I don’t think so!

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I hate buses! Don’t you? One freezing cold winter’s afternoon my bus was 2 hours late it and I missed my nephew’s christening. Standing in a broken old bus stop with a load of hoodlems smoking, swearing away and making mess is not my idea of fun. I would rather die than sit in that pig-sty!

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I would love to launch learner drivers through a cannon in to Blog 101. The reason I would like to do this because they are soooooo slow and they swerve all over the road so that you can’t overtake them. They also cause crashes and always seem to be on the busier roads at rush hour time. Do you really want them on the road?

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We would throw the sound of F1 cars into Blog 101. We don’t like the noise of racing cars because they sound too scary, too loud and they get too close.

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I would throw Chelsea Football Club into Blog 101.

I absolutely hate Chelsea because they have bought their way to the top. All of their players seem arrogant, thinking that they are the best. Didier Drogba is the most annoying of all. He makes a living diving. He thinks he’s a big blue hero.

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Any Everton FC supporter would be duty-bound to nominate Liverpool Football Club to be the first entry into Blog 101. However – praise where praise is due – Liverpool FC really deserve this potential accolade. The club’s stubborn inability to even consider sharing a new ground with their neighbouring team demonstrates the selfish streak that has served them so well on the pitch over the years.

Exile to Blog 101 would not only allow Liverpool FC to reflect on their inability to share but would also open up the possibility of Everton FC being able to use the land for their own ground. What could be fairer?

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