Blog 101

We think that Chicken little should be put in room 101 because it has no point and didn’t teach anyone anything. It is also a waste of money because the people are supposed to kill the aliens not befriend them. The target audience was aimed at families but it didn’t amuse one person in mine it is a waste of good time. It also says animals are the dominant species which will make young children think that they are. It is also supposed to be funny but no one in the audience laughed when I went so that proves it was boooooooooooooooooooooooring.

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We would like to put Violins in Blog 101 because…..

They make ear- murdering, high pitched and screechy sounds and some of them have horrible designs, that many people would think was good music but in our opinion it’s NOT!!! Reason being that it would be fine if people could play the inhumane squeaky instrument but for many people it is difficult to strike the E note, so most of the audience at a kids orchestra would be very disturbed.

Our main problem with Violins is that their classed in the classical music categories and young people these days don’t listen to that music otherwise they would be considered geeks. I used to play a violin and I quit after 8 months because I couldn’t stand the noise that I was making.  My friends thought i was weird to last that long.

To conclude, would you play an boring instrument that no one else liked for the resentful sake of an unexpected future?

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Cats MUST be put in blog 101.
Firstly they hiss at you, excrete and urinate on your gardens and they fight with other cats in the middle of the nights and wake you up.
Cats puke up hairballs which are revolting, really revolting.

One dark night two fat were fighting in the street and made squealing noises which led me and my brother to get angry and awake until the early hours of the morning only to find cat poo on our front garden the next day. I have also experienced a crazy fat ginger fluff ball running across the motorway trying to get to the other side, but unfortunatly the cat didn’t make as a white transit van runs it over and nearly caused a car crash.
CATS ARE A DANGER TO THE ROAD AND YOUR LIFE!

Do you think these small creatures should be a risk to human life?

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We want to throw whining babies on airplanes out the window into Blog 101.

Trying to get to sleep on a long-haul flight is impossible with an annoying baby sitting behind you and screaming into your ears. Whining babies always pull your hair too when they are sitting behind you and it hurts!

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Are you sick and tired of people that are always talking about themselves and how brilliant they are?

We want to put people who are full of themselves and annoying on blog 101 because they just go on and on about how good and fabulous they are when they are actually not that good at all.They all exaggerate just to make them seem the best.

They all seem to want to do everything before everyone else does so that they then become the one everyone likes but in fact, they are just the most irritating people.

These people become too caught up in how good they think they are and forget that there are other people to consider.

Does the world really need people to think that the earth revolves around them…?

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Hannah and Ilona want to chuck revolting rats and mice into Blog 101 because they are disgusting. They once had a mouse in their house and it freaked them out. They both jumped on the sofa and screamed, “MUUUUUUM!!!!!”

Rats and mice also look awful because they have skinny pink tails and googly eyes and they run around the house, scaring and annoying you, as well as leaving their droppings everywhere. Does anyone like mice and rats? I don’t think so!

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I hate buses! Don’t you? One freezing cold winter’s afternoon my bus was 2 hours late it and I missed my nephew’s christening. Standing in a broken old bus stop with a load of hoodlems smoking, swearing away and making mess is not my idea of fun. I would rather die than sit in that pig-sty!

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I would love to launch learner drivers through a cannon in to Blog 101. The reason I would like to do this because they are soooooo slow and they swerve all over the road so that you can’t overtake them. They also cause crashes and always seem to be on the busier roads at rush hour time. Do you really want them on the road?

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We would throw the sound of F1 cars into Blog 101. We don’t like the noise of racing cars because they sound too scary, too loud and they get too close.

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I would throw Chelsea Football Club into Blog 101.

I absolutely hate Chelsea because they have bought their way to the top. All of their players seem arrogant, thinking that they are the best. Didier Drogba is the most annoying of all. He makes a living diving. He thinks he’s a big blue hero.

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