Amy Winehouse

I would love to put Amy Winehouse in blog 101 because I simply don’t like her! I think she is a awful role model for children; she takes drugs and her hair is TERRIBLE!!!

You hear about her all the time in the newspaper because she has been caught taking drugs or getting drunk and making a fool out herself. Amy Winehouse is a total loon and the one and only good quality about her is her voice. Don’t you agree? images.jpeg

Homework

I think that homework should get a taste of it’s own medicine and be trapped in a world of boredom and procrastination.

Homework should go into Blog 101 because it is such a waste of time. You spend hours making it extra special, putting everything into it and then the teacher says ‘Very good’ or ‘Now this is more like the work I’ve been looking for’ , only to shove it into some god-forsaken file never to be seen again.

I mean right this very instant I have got 2 pieces of homework, one for geography and one for history, and I won’t get any time to do it as I have a life outside school and don’t have the time to write some useless leaflet on the symptons of ‘Black Death’ even though it ended like 10000 years ago and the chances are I never needed to know it. My parents tell me to get out of the house and get some fresh air, and I say ‘Sorry, but you have at least… lets see 1,2,3,4,5 pieces so thats… about 3 or 4 hours to go yet.

Homework is made even worse when you have a dad that sometimes works on the computer from home, 1 brother in year 8 ,that uses it for last minute 7 page reports, and another little brother (God bless him) that is addicted to an online game and would play it for as long as time would go until 1 day he has absolutely no life, no friends, no money and he wants to commit suicide after playing for god knows how many hours.

May homework please be banished to blog 101 so no-one else will have to put up with this terror.

Classical Music

We want to put classical music in Blog 101 because it seems only to consist of high-pitched instruments bursting out noise to annoy everyone.

I had a friend that liked classical music, went to the concert and had to go to hospital as the violin playing was so high that it burst both ear drums. He now wears a hearing aid.

People may say that it help our learning and is good for relaxing but it is clearly a threat to people’s safety as this story shows so it is clear that it should be in the Blog 101

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Slugs

SlugsI hate slugs and would put them in Blog 101.

Once when I came home from my cousin’s house there were slugs everywhere in my rabbits’ hutch, eating their food. I would do anything for my rabbits because they are so cute and want to protect them from nasty slugs.

Dog Vomit

We want to throw dog’s vomit into Blog 101.

My dog is getting old and keeps on puking up his dinner. He spends most of his time lying on the floor by the back door. Dog VomitNearly every week I walk into my kichen and feel a squelchy sensation between my toes. I look down to see dog puke all over my socks.

Do your really want to stand in the contents of a dog’s stomach?

Liverpool Football Club

Any Everton FC supporter would be duty-bound to nominate Liverpool Football Club to be the first entry into Blog 101. However – praise where praise is due – Liverpool FC really deserve this potential accolade. The club’s stubborn inability to even consider sharing a new ground with their neighbouring team demonstrates the selfish streak that has served them so well on the pitch over the years.

Exile to Blog 101 would not only allow Liverpool FC to reflect on their inability to share but would also open up the possibility of Everton FC being able to use the land for their own ground. What could be fairer?