Blog 101

We think that Chicken little should be put in room 101 because it has no point and didn’t teach anyone anything. It is also a waste of money because the people are supposed to kill the aliens not befriend them. The target audience was aimed at families but it didn’t amuse one person in mine it is a waste of good time. It also says animals are the dominant species which will make young children think that they are. It is also supposed to be funny but no one in the audience laughed when I went so that proves it was boooooooooooooooooooooooring.

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We would like to put Violins in Blog 101 because…..

They make ear- murdering, high pitched and screechy sounds and some of them have horrible designs, that many people would think was good music but in our opinion it’s NOT!!! Reason being that it would be fine if people could play the inhumane squeaky instrument but for many people it is difficult to strike the E note, so most of the audience at a kids orchestra would be very disturbed.

Our main problem with Violins is that their classed in the classical music categories and young people these days don’t listen to that music otherwise they would be considered geeks. I used to play a violin and I quit after 8 months because I couldn’t stand the noise that I was making.  My friends thought i was weird to last that long.

To conclude, would you play an boring instrument that no one else liked for the resentful sake of an unexpected future?

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Cats MUST be put in blog 101.
Firstly they hiss at you, excrete and urinate on your gardens and they fight with other cats in the middle of the nights and wake you up.
Cats puke up hairballs which are revolting, really revolting.

One dark night two fat were fighting in the street and made squealing noises which led me and my brother to get angry and awake until the early hours of the morning only to find cat poo on our front garden the next day. I have also experienced a crazy fat ginger fluff ball running across the motorway trying to get to the other side, but unfortunatly the cat didn’t make as a white transit van runs it over and nearly caused a car crash.
CATS ARE A DANGER TO THE ROAD AND YOUR LIFE!

Do you think these small creatures should be a risk to human life?

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I would love to put Amy Winehouse in blog 101 because I simply don’t like her! I think she is a awful role model for children; she takes drugs and her hair is TERRIBLE!!!

You hear about her all the time in the newspaper because she has been caught taking drugs or getting drunk and making a fool out herself. Amy Winehouse is a total loon and the one and only good quality about her is her voice. Don’t you agree?

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I think that homework should get a taste of it’s own medicine and be trapped in a world of boredom and procrastination.

Homework should go into Blog 101 because it is such a waste of time. You spend hours making it extra special, putting everything into it and then the teacher says ‘Very good’ or ‘Now this is more like the work I’ve been looking for’ , only to shove it into some god-forsaken file never to be seen again.

I mean right this very instant I have got 2 pieces of homework, one for geography and one for history, and I won’t get any time to do it as I have a life outside school and don’t have the time to write some useless leaflet on the symptons of ‘Black Death’ even though it ended like 10000 years ago and the chances are I never needed to know it. My parents tell me to get out of the house and get some fresh air, and I say ‘Sorry, but you have at least… lets see 1,2,3,4,5 pieces so thats… about 3 or 4 hours to go yet.

Homework is made even worse when you have a dad that sometimes works on the computer from home, 1 brother in year 8 ,that uses it for last minute 7 page reports, and another little brother (God bless him) that is addicted to an online game and would play it for as long as time would go until 1 day he has absolutely no life, no friends, no money and he wants to commit suicide after playing for god knows how many hours.

May homework please be banished to blog 101 so no-one else will have to put up with this terror.

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We want to put classical music in Blog 101 because it seems only to consist of high-pitched instruments bursting out noise to annoy everyone.

I had a friend that liked classical music, went to the concert and had to go to hospital as the violin playing was so high that it burst both ear drums. He now wears a hearing aid.

People may say that it help our learning and is good for relaxing but it is clearly a threat to people’s safety as this story shows so it is clear that it should be in the Blog 101

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We want to throw whining babies on airplanes out the window into Blog 101.

Trying to get to sleep on a long-haul flight is impossible with an annoying baby sitting behind you and screaming into your ears. Whining babies always pull your hair too when they are sitting behind you and it hurts!

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Are you sick and tired of people that are always talking about themselves and how brilliant they are?

We want to put people who are full of themselves and annoying on blog 101 because they just go on and on about how good and fabulous they are when they are actually not that good at all.They all exaggerate just to make them seem the best.

They all seem to want to do everything before everyone else does so that they then become the one everyone likes but in fact, they are just the most irritating people.

These people become too caught up in how good they think they are and forget that there are other people to consider.

Does the world really need people to think that the earth revolves around them…?

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I hate slugs and would put them in Blog 101.

Once when I came home from my cousin’s house there were slugs everywhere in my rabbits’ hutch, eating their food. I would do anything for my rabbits because they are so cute and want to protect them from nasty slugs.

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We want to throw dog’s vomit into Blog 101.

My dog is getting old and keeps on puking up his dinner. He spends most of his time lying on the floor by the back door. Nearly every week I walk into my kichen and feel a squelchy sensation between my toes. I look down to see dog puke all over my socks.

Do your really want to stand in the contents of a dog’s stomach?

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